Another Outlet for My Reality Obsessed Self

When I am ready for a friend, i am going to be choosy.



Here are my qualifications



Must have kids old enough that you can leave them either with each other or come alone to my house



Must love to sit on my balcony, amongst the Christmas lights in the otherwise dark windy nights



Must love to drink- not your "oh , i might like a glass of wine with dinner once a year". NO! i am talking about someone who can slam some hypnotic or Sweet Tea Vodka, beer OR WINE.



Must not mind smoking ( it's windy out- i don't typically smoke, but hell,... you never know... maybe we'll even smoke funny things , as Kid Rock might sing). let's think and do outside our normal box.



Must want to do something like take sailing lessons- get a beer before noon, then hit the intercoastal with a cute teacher.



Must want to go to the Palace -Florida's oldest bar, and sit and chat with Rob and Barbie and do a few shots all night long . ( I'm not an alcoholic. no, really.)



Must be able to shoot a game of pool with not totally embarrassing themselves. lol.



Must not be an overachiever and the head of every. committee. out. there. like i used to be. that crap gets on my nerves.



Must not be a MOPS member



Must be willing to try the triathlon with me... so must at least try biking , running, swimming.



Must love Jesus, yet won't mind what was mentioned above. ha.



Must not be a liar or cheater.



Must be a salt life grllllll...



Ok, so please send applications to me at DA BEACH. i'll get back with you in a year or two, when i am ready for a friend.