Another Outlet for My Reality Obsessed Self

Your cellphone would be pimped and you would get text messages from crazy fun friends occasionally

You would get to drive around in my lovely car , with an awesome stereo (with awesome CDS from around the world at your disposal)and have the sunroof open, with the leather making your behind comfy.

You would most likely have a frozen coffee in the cupholder while driving around. most likely you would be driving to the pool

You would get the privelege of stunning children, who are smart, well-behaved, precious and gorgeous.

Your husband would be a culinary graduate and a great chef who loves to whip something together and pair it with the perfect wine (not in a metro-sexual way, more in a foodie/loves his wife/macho way!)

Your computer , new and shiny,. would be in the living room, for frequent checking

You would have a brand new office for work, where they really know how to throw a party, and have good co-workers.

You would get to drive around and preview houses all day long.

You would have good friends in town and best friends out town and other countries. You would be a "loopie".

You would get unlimited joy watching your son play soccer or skate hockey and watching your daughter tap and jazz. It would make your eyes swell with pride and tears and you would realize that life is good. very good indeed. and you would thank God for the goodness.