I'm bringing Sexy back
2006-08-19
A lot of agents in my office have this marketing tool on their automobiles. I thought about getting a pair of them , wouldn't they look sharp on my cute car?, but there are way too many reasons why NOT to get these auto magnets.
You see us driving down the road, with the sunroof blaring and pull up to a stoplight only to hear my very small children singing inappropriate songs. Would you hire a realtor who lets her children belt out SEXYBACK by Justin Timberlake? Or the classic Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? I didn't think so.
We are a traveling zoo ~from the dry cleaners , to the bank, sometimes with one one dog slobbering out the window, sometimes TWO dogs flapping their ears in the wind.
If you ever peek in my car at ...Say...wal-mart.. You might see just how nasty I keep my car. The trunk has beach towels, toys, sunscreen, coolers, all in major disarray . the backseat is a traveling library.. all kinds of books EVERYWHERE, not to mention coloring books, pens, and other assorted toys and annoyances that I am always fussing at them to clean up. Let's not go to the front seat. just trust me on this one.
What about the drivers who cut you off or just drive stupid?? no cussing out or giving obscene gestures. I dont want to ruin the reputation of my whole company. that is too much stress.
What if I am the one cutting off or driving stupid. I can hear all their snide remarks about "never hiring someone who drives like that" .
What about when i have low blood sugar, pull into mcdonalds and scarf fries in 2 seconds flat? no one needs to know the name behind the girl shoveling fries.
No inappropriate purchases. lol.
No inappropriate stores. lol.
No drinking and driving. No smoking in driving.
No thank you , magnet signs. too much information for these strangers to pick up about me.
posted by gina at 5:26 PM Permalink
9 Comments:
gina,
rofl! = )
i am glad that my car isn't the only one that is just a little messy! i cleaned it up wednesday but left the trash bag in the van!
so some good that did!
i'd hire you!
how did julia like school?
6:30 PM
Hahaha!! I would totally hire you as my realtor! And I can totally relate to the condition of your car. I think it comes with having kids....at least that will be my excuse until they are grown up, then I'll have to come up with another excuse!
6:41 PM
I heard someone once say they would never put one of those Christian fish symbols on their car for that very reason.
7:55 PM
Right on, not to mention they ruin your paintjob. Though, if they give you a company car then a magnet would be fine. Otherwise you should suggest your bosses wear a Gina Realty shirt.
4:45 AM
If you get the magnet, you can put it on when you want. But I have a messy car too!!
7:15 AM
I laughed silly with this post!
What i love about you -
and why i would want YOU to
help me find a house -
is you are REAL - and warm
and true.
So i say get one. you will make
everyone smile and everyone will
call you.
6:49 PM
You are too funny. Yes I'd say Car Magnet would be a bad thing! lol
5:30 PM
Whew, this hits home on my car too; I don't even want vanity plates, let alone my name & my employer's name on the side of my car! Great post.
6:05 PM
Get that magnet and play a little Permiscuous for all those potential homebuyers who get around... everyone needs a realtor...everyone... you can have multiple niche markets... xoS
3:16 AM
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